If you’re visiting Koringberg, put down the Pinotage for a spot of wicked wicket fun to channel your inner Edwardian aristocrat in a game of croquet at the Marrian George Hotel.
Croquet, in case you’ve never had the pleasure, is that delightfully strategic lawn game where players knock balls through a series of hoops (or wickets) using mallets, all while pretending not to be ruthlessly competitive. The aim? Be the first to guide your ball through all the hoops in the correct order and then hit the centre peg. It’s like billiards on a lawn – just with a bit more scandal and some confusing rules.
You’ll hear amusing phrases like “roquette” (hitting another player’s ball – cheeky!), “croquet” (taking your next shot while your ball is touching another) and “pegged out” (the winning stroke that ends the game). And beware: sending a ball into the shrubbery is not a recognised tactic, but it is quite a laugh.
Whether you’re a seasoned striker or just here for the laughs and the lawn-side G&Ts, the Marrian George provides the perfect backdrop for the game. Crisp whites are de rigueur (but not mandatory), and light-hearted banter is practically a rule.
So gather your companions, book your slot and prepare to swing like it’s 1899. It’s refined, it’s rowdy, and it’s right on your doorstep.
Bookings: Hope on 066 3015825; 1 Main Rd, Koringberg.
